Really, if bad lanugage offends you, do not continue reading...
Just heard back from an old friend. He and I worked together in the early 90's. Loren and I nic-named him Spawn of Satan. I've removed some specifics which I don't want to publish to the internet at large. But fundamentally it's his exact email.
I find this note quite touching...
R O Y fucking L A S T N A M E ! (looks to the sky for a sign, is it end of days? speak to me oh lord, the wicked walk earth (liberals) and I am outta scotch, this is NOT good)
How the fuck are you my brother? I was in Montreal 2 weeks ago and thought of you (yes I had my clothes on at the time, but not for long of course, the horror the horror)
I am very much alive and kicking, "kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight" as Bruce Cockburn would say.
Presently living in a small town with a new babe in a house built in 1893, see it here weblink Almost an acre in the middle of town, 4 regular town lots with a full sized barn in the backyard (we do strange things in it), the neighbours are very confused, "where are your parents" they ask. Its old and cold like my heart, 10 foot ceilings, I love it. Driving a jeep these days, loving it, burns almost as much gas as my buddys hummer, die planet die! It's maxed out with 1/4 inch plate steel armor on the bottom for protection from rocks and shit and YES I do offroad the bitch!
Last woman betrayed me (fuck she was hot and 13 years younger than me, gave head like you cant imagine) and stoled 5 years from me, yet I endure 'not get old' as Buddy Holly would say. I was down hard for a bit but Im back. Stangely we are still friends, Im a fool for love I guess. She begged to get back together several times, sorry sister that boat has sailed.
What the hell have you been up to? Still at the engineering company? Still with that uber sexy teacher lady? I always found her very attractive, Loren I think, I remember her frightened agoraphobic stagger at the corporate party, "Roy hold me!" Good times!
I'm still self employed (christ 7 years now) doing the porn and other stuff. Working with some doctors selling health stuff for detoxing heavy metals, blasting gallstones, and helping autistic kids and fat people. Hell I actually have a manufacturing company and make a product that no one in Canada makes! ( weblink gay ass site but I have a serious product that sells like mad, prescription only in the US tons of US sales and european, and strangely lots of sales in Turkey, no idea why but I cash the cheques) Made a fucking HUGE bucket of money, blew it all (mostly, by christ it was a fun ride, sports cars, partys, trips, etc) and now I live a humble life with a dirty woman. She's a flight attendant, and yes all the stories you've heard about them are more than true. The sexual stuff is insane, who will play me in the movie?
check out this bad boy in front of my fucking HUGE house (that house and car both gone now, sigh). Yes those are pics of my current lady :) all the car pics are here weblink
FUCK THE WORLD! (did you see the ass on my girl, jesus its FINE!)
(by christ you better vote PC)
I hope this email finds you in good health
Kris
note: we are getting old brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im 43, cock is hard all day, do you still have those massive (fuck I cant remember the name of your cycling team) legs!?