medical monday:
i had 2 appointments monday, a bone scan and a dentist appointment. the bone scan was nothing. i thought i would hurt getting injected with radioactive dye but, it was like a shot. apparently what i'm shooting for is a uniform gradation of white vs black on my bones. that means no stress fractures. well, i got it back and there were bright white dots on it. fuck, i think i have stress fractures. :( that means 4-6 weeks of low impact cardio. and i really hate the eliptical. and building up to 3 miles slowly. arrggghhh.
so, the dentist. apparently me turning 28 is a big deal. maybe because i'm 2 years closer to 30. who knows. anyways, everyone is coming out of the woodwork and telling me to do this, that and the other for preventitive measures. or they tell me i SHOULD be thinking of doing things. like the dentist. ugh. ugh. so, the hygenist knew i wasn't flossing for the last 6 months. sorry, alot has happened. the last thing i wanted to do was floss. and she kept picking, and picking and PICKING at my teeth. i have never been so sore in my life. anyways, the spiel of flossing came not only once but 3 TIMES during my hour long visit. then, the doc comes in looking at my panorams.
"hrmmm.... that baby tooth doesn't have a root in it. how old are you?"
"28"
"you might want to think about what you want to do with that baby tooth. i think you should go with an implant"
"well, i was thinking of a bridge"
then she goes on to tell me how horrible bridges are vs implants and what an implant is ect...
"well, how much do they run?"
"about 3000-3500"
!!!!??!?!!??? mother *#&&*er!
what the hell? couldn't she have told me this when i first started seeing her? it's been like 5 years already. i've had 3 panorams since then. what did she think? a freaking root would materialize out of nowhere within the 5 years she's been my dentist? especially since you pretty much have your adult teeth by 11, it would have taken an act of god to make that happen. arrghhh. bad timing. i mean really bad timing.
a. it's not like i don't have that money or i could have it by the end of the next year but, seriously 3500 for a freaking titanium rod up my gums and a fake tooth? she and the oral surgeon are getting away with highway robbery
b. i'm 28. and this tooth is up in the front. i'm going to look like freaking WT, hillbilly if they don't have the "coverup tooth" all ready on the same day. i have to go to work. i have to teach. it's not like i'm in college and i can hide in the house for weeks on end.
c. it takes 3-9 months for bone to grow on the rod. i have my sisters wedding in 6 months. and i'm getting married the following year. there IS no good 9 months where i can have a hillbilly mouth.
really, i really understand why people in england have eff-ed up teeth. because 3500 for a fake tooth is ridiculous. so, i ask her when she thinks that my tooth will fall out. and she was like, it's barely hanging on. not only did hse drop a 3500 dollar bomb on me, she also managed to make me paranoid.
shin splints and a hillbilly mouth. yess! just what i wanted for christmas.
*All I want for Christmas is my front tooth,
My front tooth, see my front tooth.
Gee, if I could only have my front tooth,
Then I could wish you "Merry Christmas."*
-aka "all i want for christmas is my two front teeth" but adapted to my ghetto situation